What do you say to a lab tech who just got promoted?
Coagulations! (Obligatory groan)
| 10. | This won't hurt a bit. |
| 9. | My, you have nice veins. |
| 8. | This tape is good for more than just wrapping bandages. |
| 7. | This shirt is too tight. I think you'll need to remove it, Ms. Bassinger. |
| 6. | Wanna take my centrifuge for a ride? |
| 5. | I can get you vacutainers at half price. |
| 4. | That's normal - everybody bleeds the first time. |
| 3. | Can I recline that donor chair for you? |
| 2. | I am told my stick is very good. |
| 1. | Is that a syringe in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? |
| 10. | You always thought the game "Operation" didn't require enough eye-hand co-ordination |
| 9. | You love camouflage and always wanted a SST "mottled top" colored outfit. |
| 8. | You look good in good in a lab coat, but never had time for med school. |
| 7. | People often refer to you as "The Count." |
| 6. | You can get the needle into a thread, but not the other way around. |
| 5. | You need a job where you have unlimited access to latex gloves without people asking a lot of personal questions. |
| 4. | Two words: Hospital Food |
| 3. | The undying gratitude that patients express when they see you coming. |
| 2. | Understanding all the jokes on this list. |
| 1. | You love the smell of alcohol swabs first thing in the morning! |